A racist, a misogynist and a homophobe enter a bar. The Bartender asks “What are you having today Mr Abbott?
there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that
I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW
it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit
GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL
WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON
Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.
Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.
THIS IS SO CUTE I CANT
it’s like, human, excuse me, i would like you to pet me. thank you.
this was so cute it made me pick up and snuggle my cat.